Sentence depressed? ....Kinda - a blog-ish story by Heine

What makes a sentence depressed? Hmmm, could it perchance be too many i's? Or too many p's (p is a VERY depressing letter)? This ever-popular subject was, however, studied by professor Marcel P. Figg who was hell-bent on finding a cure for depressed sentences.Alas, poor wee Marcel P. Figg studied said subject so forcefully he himself became as depressed as the following sentence: "pretty people are pretty plain (ouch, that's a lot of p's >.<)Thus, dear reader, ends this particular and kinda sad story. But hey, let's all take better care of depressed sentences in the future. And especially those containing a vast amount of p's. END! ^_^