Writing assignment 6 - the naming of parts

To-day we will have naming of friends. Yesterday,
We focused on the family picture. And to-morrow morning,
We shall look at the business structure. But to-day,
To-day we have naming of friends. Our goal is to
see a connection between the human relations.
And to-day we have naming of friends.

This is the first friend. We meet her in the street
She gives us a hug, and a kiss. Tell us how much she has
missed us. And what a great time we had last.
Then she is on her way. You do not remember her.
These friends increase the amount of confusing in our life.
We do not miss them, when they are gone.

This is the second friend. We typically meet them
in our work place/school. These are the friend that pretend to
listen to your problems, them spread the gossip.
These are the friends that only pretend to be your
friend. We use these “friends” to spread gossip.
We sometime miss them, when they are gone.

This is the third friend. They are everywhere.
You know their name, perhaps even a few personal details.
But no more than that. You do not really care about
there people. You only talk with them sometime.
These are the people you use to fill our time.
We sometime miss them, when they are gone

This is the fourth friend. We cannot escape
them. We are born into a relationship with them. These
are our family members. And they really
want to be our friend. If we only let them.
We spend out life trying to escape them.
We will miss them, when/if they are gone.

This is the fifth friend. There are only few of them.
Some we meet in childhood, others later. These are our
real friends. We talk to them about everything.
When we need a break in life, we seek their
support. We use them to regain structure/order.
We will always miss these friends.

Writing Game 6

Lessons in satisfied satisfaction

Today we will look at the different types of vegetables, which are
going to be your new best friends from now on.
Here we've got a carrot, and this will act as your new fix of well being
Mmm, a Mars bar just melting slowly and generously in the mouth
feeling the chocolate and caramel caressing the tongue
As I feel the fix of the sugar and contentment going to my brain

This is broccoli and this is cauliflower. We use these two vegetables for various reasons
One; to get better by eating it, two; it has a positive effect on our skin and
you can eat this raw, boiled, in pies, as a side dish – the sky is the limit
Afterwards the liquorish will nourish the nostrils even though it is placed in the the bag
the temptation is unbearable had it not been for the chewing gum for emergencies
where's the limit?

And this you can see is a pepper
there are three types of pepper you need to know off; red pepper, yellow pepper and green pepper
again this vegetable can be served in various shapes to make it more interesting.
The girl standing in her small trousers and beautiful fitted dress looks happy
as she is looking at me for comparison
Somehow the various shapes does not appear interesting

This was just a small introduction to the world of vegetables
tomorrow we'll look at fruits
Remember that even though vegetables may not appear interesting they are due to their various different colours, tastes and shapes.
Thoughts are travelling in the mind in all kinds of colours, tastes and shapes
as the eye ponder at the reflection
All the diversity feels like a room sustaining the simplicity

naming of objectives

Today we have naming of objectives,
Yesterday we had camp pitch
To-night we shall play card games after firing
But to-day, to-day we have naming of objectives

This is the map colonel
This is Kilinochchi, their facto capital
Where a bomb will go off in the main square
Luckily, exterminating one hundred Tamils.

And tomorrow it will be announced in the state television,
And they will make mention of Sri Lanka efficient army
troops will race to clear the last LTTE pockets of resistance.
Silent will reign in all the gardens: the war will be over.

This is Prabnakaran Sir
Their leader, this is the terrorist
who shall be killed in a grenade attack
in their military base.

The purpose of this is to force heir Military spokesman to admit defeat:
He will write in his communiqué:
"This battle has reached its bitter end ... We have decided to silence our guns”
He might also mention the fort and resistance of our soldiers.

At ease!
Tomorrow we will use heavy calibre weapons to capture Tamir Tiger rebels
And to-day we have naming of objectives.

Writing Game 6 re-write of "Naming of Parts"

To Heal the Wounded Soldier

Today we have naming of instruments to heal the wounded solider. Yesterday,
we had naming of body parts. And tomorrow morning,
we shall have naming of flesh eating diseases. But today,
today we shall have naming of instruments to heal a wounded soldier. The
beautiful sun reflects of the sand dunes splattered like the blood of soldiers
on the battle field of life and today we have naming of instruments to heal
the wounded soldier.

This is a tourniquet. And this is a syringe, whose use you
will see with the tourniquet. You use both of these
when you have a wounded soldier whose is bleeding or needs blood drawn.
The jeweled lizard runs down the road through
the tired feet of the wounded soldier and today we have
the naming of instruments to heal the wounded soldier.

This is an IV bag which is always used on any wounded soldier. And
please don’t let me see anyone not giving a wounded soldier an IV bag
immediately when he comes in to this medical tent. The cactus
has no blooms upon its green prickly hide for it has not seen rain
for many a full moon and today we have the naming of instruments
to heal the wounded soldier.

And this you can see is two vials of medicine. These two
medicines are the most important for a wounded soldier. The
first is morphine to ease the soldiers pain and the second is penicillin
to keep the wounded soldier from getting diseases. Always give
these two medicines to the wounded soldier. The midnight black buzzards
circle overhead looking for there next meal and today we have
the naming of instruments to heal the wounded soldier.

Here you have the tourniquet and here is a syringe these are used for
a wounded soldier. And over there is an IV bag which is always
given to a wounded soldier. Also, there is morphine and penicillin for
healing the wounded soldier. And the jeweled lizard runs
underneath the cactus with no blossoms to hide from the midnight
black buzzards watchful eye and today we have the naming of
instruments to heal the wounded soldier.

By: Cinthea L. Comer

Writing game 6 or 7? Naming of.....

NAMING OF WAR HORNY DICKHEADS (and other stuff)

To-day we have naming of war horny dickheads (and other stuff). Yesterday,
We had daily ass-fucking. And to-morrow morning,
We shall have what to do after being ass-fucked. But to-day,
To-day we have naming of war horny dickheads. Anastatica
Burned like petite bonfires in all of the neighboring gardens of Iraq,
And to-day we have naming of war horny dickheads (and other stuff).

This is the lower dickhead, Cheney. And this
Is the upper dickhead, Bush, whose use you will see,
When you are a stupid ass-fuck. And this is Rumsfeld,
Which in your case you have not got. The branches cling
in the Iraqi gardens to their annihilated gestures,
Which in our case we have not got.

This is the motherfucker bomb of bombs, which is always released
With an easy flick of the thumb. And please do not let me
See anyone using his finger. You can do it quite easy
If you have any strength in your thumb. The blossoms of Iraq
Are incinerated, never letting anyone see
Any of them using their finger EVER.

And this you can see is the result. The purpose of this
Is to open the eyes of mindless zombies, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
FACTS. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees used to assault and fumble the flowers in Iraq:
They used to call it a FACT.

They call it easing the tension of the world: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb and an array of motherfucker bombs of
bombs, yiiiiiiiiii-haaaaa, down, down and away.
Which in our case we have GOT!!!!; and the Almond burns
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards no more,
For to-day we have naming of war horny dickheads (and other stuff).

rewrite of naming og parts with a war related theme

NAMING OF BODY PARTS, '

To-day we have naming of body parts. Yesterday,
We had daily dissection of bodies. And to-morrow morning,
We will learn what to do with useless remains. But to-day,
To-day we have naming of body parts. The colour of the skin of the body like coral in all of the neighboring gardens,
And to-day we have naming of body parts.

This is the lower part of the leg. And this
Is the upper part of the leg, remember this because there will be a quiz
And this is the human spine,
Which in your case I truly hope you are the proud owner of. The bones of the fingers
lying in the bowl with their silent, eloquent gestures,
Which I strongly suggest you do not give an example of .

This is the safety-catch for the saw, which is always released
With an easy flick of the thumb. And please do not let me
See anyone using it for anything but body parts! You can do it quite easy
If you have any strength in your thumb. The blood vessels
Are fragile and motionless, under the skin
NOBODY use their thumbs!

And this you can see is the scalpel. The purpose of this
Is to breech the skin, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: but advise you not to
we call this Easing the spring, because the blood will spill every where.
And rapidly backwards and forwards leaves the skin ripped to pieces
The early cuts will be assaulting and fumbling to the body:
steady hands men.

They call it easing the Spring: it is nowhere near easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: now is the time to use it
And the breech, and the point of balance,
Which in your case you have not got yet; and the newbies
Silent and the scalpels slowly going backwards and forwards,
For to-day we have naming of body parts.

Class dismissed...

Malene

Writing Game 6 (Naming of Parts re-write)

Faults

Today we have the blaming of the faults. Yesterday,
We had the placing of the faults, and tomorrow
We shall have even more faults to place blame for
And today we have the blaming of faults
Yet the spirit will not break, just
Because we have the blaming of faults

We have the people without homes, and ask
Who are to blame for this? We sell the Products
To gain the profits we no longer have, and tomorrow still
We have the people without homes
Yet the hope flows in the unbreakable spirit,
Because we have the blaming of faults

We have the weapons of mass-destruction, and wonder
Where all the wreckage originates from? We see the destruction,
But walk right by it without as much as a glance, because
We have the weapons of mass-destruction
Yet, knowing the world, we believe there can be a new tomorrow
Because we have the blaming of faults

We need little knowledge to cause pain, all that is needed
Is the knowledge of the human brain and how this functions, with this
It is easy to cause pain and suffering, and then we ponder
Over the knowledge we use to cause pain
Yet the human brain has its defenses,
Because we have the blaming of faults

We call it war, because there is faults, and
Because people are left without homes, due to the
Massive groupings of weapons of mass-destruction and
The knowledge the people use to cause pain with these
Yet all this matters little for the spirited population,
Because we have the blaming of faults

The naming of hells

Today we have to clean what human race has permitted,
we have to put an end to all garbage,
all for starting a new age.
We need to get rid of that melting pot which completed
what we could call home, what once was a living land,
now is a dying marsh

It is their fault, you know they must be exterminated
so I do not want seeing hesitation in your eyes,
I do not need your shaking beats
I do not need that for undermine my strenght
it is enough just looking into their eyes
and finding out the same horror as in mine

You must release all your contempt in the field
since you are not allowed to think
dont let compasion exist, cockroaches do not deserve it
Let me being part of the nature, is this the path?
If I were a tree, a drop of water, a perfect strand of grass,
I would not need to use my condemned hands

The purpose is the spreding of the doctrine,
we have to pay back their wounds in our world,
there is no place for them in the river
I wonder if every single being is born with this destructive heart,
no, it would be the end, we cannot let life having wishes
because it would mean the pursuit of suicide

This is the eternal summer of our aims,
can you feel the heat of the glorious end,
that is the true need, the property of the rules,
The truth is: what is real is what we cannot get
we are always longing for things which only exist
in our unhealthy and despicable reasoning

NAMING OF PARTS

Victoria Concordia Crescit

To-day we have naming of parts. Yesterday,
We had bomb building. And to-morrow morning,
We shall have what to do after blowing up. But to-day,
To-day we have naming of parts. Arsenal is the only
Team to wholeheartedly support.
And to-day we have naming of parts.

This is the bomb belt. And this is the dynamite, which use
As you will find later, will bring you 42 virgins. And this
Is the TNT, which use you will see,
Will bring you just as many virgins
As the dynamite. And this is the abort button,
Which in your case you have not got. The glorious history of
The club binds the supporters throughout the world
Which in our case we have not got.

This is the contact-button, which is always released
With an easy push of the thumb. And please do not let me
See anyone do it away from innocents. You quite easily
Find innocents around markets. The philosophy
Is to find young talent and transform
Them into professionals.

And this you can see is the uniform. The purpose of this
Is to confuse the infidels. We can put it on and come close
to their soldiers, if not then innocents: We call this
Fooling the enemy. And as quickly as an attack is launched,
A counter-attack can cause even more immense damage
They call it fooling the enemy.

They call it Fooling the enemy: it is perfectly easy
If you have any idea of tactics: You walk in your uniform
With the bomb-belt strapped to your waist,
detonating it to get to the virgins in solidarity,
Which in our case we have not got; and the tactics
is in our advantage and the players will run around in dismay
For to-day we have naming of parts.

Helping Defining your New Life

You should stand there and cry.
I wish to cry myself a river.
You should be sited and
hit in your face until your teeth falls out.
I need to go to the dentist.

You were caught running from
officials that like me
owns you.
I am merchandise; oil to be
sold and combusted into energy

You will be imprisoned for life.
You will see the cell as your world.
I am the dark that
surrounds me, I am you.

Writing game 6: Pastiche / Parody , Lessons with the Wand-master: Naming of wands

Today we have naming of wands. Yesterday, we had wand cleaning.
And tomorrow morning, we shall talk about what to do in case of miss-firing.
But today, today we have naming of wands.
The sparks flutter at the edge of the wands illuminating the entire room.

Wand-lore is a kind of naming of parts.
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This is the mysterious unicorn horn model.
And this is the “upper twig of an old oak”-model, whose use you will see, once it chooses its owner.
And this rare wand has a mature dragon sinew coating, which in your case you will not get.
Dragons are massive creatures, which can shoot impressive flame waves.
Unicorns however are intriguing silent, elegant creatures.

_____

Choosing the right wand is crucial for your own safety.

However with an uneasy flick of the wand, you can easily hurt your finger.
Proper use requires strength in your thumb.
The material might be fragile and motionless.
But the magic contained can easily cause you to lose a finger.

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And this, you can see, is how you flick the wand.

The purpose of this is to channel your magic, as you see.
We can flick it rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this the flick of the wand.
And rapidly backwards and forwards the wizards and warlocks attack each other.
Just like in Wand War II.

_____

They call it the flick of the wand: how to channel your magic.

If you have any strength in your thumb: like the dragon, and the warlocks and wizards
And the oak-piece, and the sinew coating, which in our case we will not get.
And the unicorns; silent, elegant creatures, and the flicks going backwards and forwards; for today we have naming of wands.

_____

Niels

PM taken to cleaners

It was Sunday morning in Copenhagen. Elizabeth Madison, a woman in her thirties, got up from her bed. After she had taken a shower, she went to the mirror to put on her red Nivea lipstick while her husband Peter Madison tried to get out of bed. He of course ended up falling over the books lying on the floor; stepping on The Great Gatsby and a biography of Winston Churchill. He headed toward the toilet, complaining about the nasty cocktail of small potatoes and shrimps that Elizabeth had made for him yesterday. Peter worked in the food industry. He was a cook, used to handling everything himself from red onions to garlic, and he felt that yesterday’s meal was an insult to his profession. Elizabeth was a kinder garden teacher, used to talking in babu-babu-tongues all day long and did not think too much of his complaining. None of them were too happy with their jobs, and both were happy to try out their newest amateur endeavour: travel writing.

Their main plan for today was to go the zoo. So far on their trip the only animals they had seen were some annoying sea gulls. Those they already knew all too well from back home. Instead Elizabeth wanted to see a pretty peacock. Peter was more of a hunting man, and therefore he was more looking forward to seeing the likes of Danish falcons. He wondered if they would have them at the zoo or whether they should go look for them out in some forest.

But first things first, they had had to get some breakfast. Elisabeth was keen on writing down every thing which seemed unfamiliar to her. This included the food they had bought for breakfast. Danish Koberg Rugbrød and Arla skummemælk - or as Peter pronounced it: Cow-bread and Arla-milk. Haven gotten enough to eat, they went out to their rental car,but suddenly they found there's something wrong with the car, "Hey, we need some tools such as Saw, hammer and nails," said Thomas, "well, I'll buy some then".The wife said, heading to the store, but she wondered can his stupid who deal with onion can fix a car?? "why does't he want a colt"she said to her self and then laugh by herself! But Thomas did fix the car and steered toward the zoo.

“Stop!” Elisabeth exclaimed, and Peter who sat behind the wheel did just that. He put his foot down heavily on the pedal. This resulted in that the coffee, well placed in the cup-holder, was splashed all over Peter and his new clothes. “Look, there is some children playing!” Elisabeth continued. Peter turned right. A small discussion started between them as he pulled into a parking spot. “Look, I can’t go around looking like this” Peter said. Elisabeth agreed, and they went out of the car, and started striving down into town to find a cleaner. “Sign here” The cleaner said and so Peter did. In the end, they ended up spending more money on the trip to the zoo, than going to zoo in itself.

When they getting back to England, them heard a conversation in the airport. someone said:"The snow is falling heavily tonight."" Yes, it will be hard to get to work tomorrow" Good, Thomas thought. Then when them arrived home, one of Elisabeth’s friends asked her: “How were your weekend?”. Elizabeth answered “Good, I went to Copenhagen, and PM was taken to cleaners” Where after they would have a laugh.


By Lasse and Chuchu